Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc.
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But Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
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The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
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"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
About Tamworth & District Round Table
- Tamworth & District Round Table
- In a nutshell, we are about "friendship" - regular & varied meetings with stimulating people, many with diverse interests, occupations and nationalities. Many different events are organised both at individual Table level, Area, National and international level. There are very few other ways in which you can enjoy a wider and more varied social life than as a member of Round Table We are also about having fun in a social sense with a bit of gentle fund-raising thrown in. It's different, better than a night down the boozer and great fun. What's more, you get a real sense of belonging to something rather special. Not so easy to find these days.
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